Who wears short shorts?

Slice of Life, March 21, 2013

Well, according to the 1980s tv commercial, it was girls who used Nair.  Now, I would say just about anyone can wear short shorts because they are so prevalent in the stores. I saw this pair of shorts at Target recently (Size 18 in case you care).  They are indeed short; in fact, they break both of my very important fashion axioms for big girls like myself. 

The first tenet is--"Just because they make it in your size, does NOT mean you should wear it."    The second is related--"If what you are wearing is WIDER than it is LONG, it is not for you." So, I would say BOTH of these very important fashion rules apply.  Just sayin'!